IF YOU MUST KNOW is a book by Luke Heggie. It’s three of his stand-up comedy shows immortalised on the page. As he neither asks audience members their names and occupations, nor prances around on stage like one of those predator comedians, his stand-up transcribes well. Come to the launch at the Enmore Theatre to see Luke Heggie explain himself to a special guest comedian.

If you see yourself as a book critic, a comedy aficionado, or indeed an expert of any description, don’t come to the launch. No lowbreeds please.