I am... 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I am a mass of contradictions & I am not alone. 

I’m Full of It. Are Youse? 

Right now there's an ugly bitch-fight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech. 

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier's domestic flights. 

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom -Upyourselfness. 

Of which, I myself have a PhDs.