'The future of Australian comedy, ★★★★' - HERALD SUN

'Samantha Andrew and Mel O'Brien are astonishing, powerhouse performers' - AUSTRALIAN ARTS REVIEW

'Just waiting to be eaten up by a Broadway director' - SYN MEDIA

'A brilliant combination. A brilliant show.' - STAGE WHISPERS

'Warmed my lil' gay heart' - FARRAGO 

Apple on a stick. Makes us sick! Makes us crush Mikayla J’s diorama with a BRICK!

Wipe down your recorder, kick the tanbark out of your shoes and throw that Megasaurus scrapbook to the wind. It's time to listen up jerks, cos IT’S YOUR OWN LUNCHTIME YOU'RE WASTING!

Hitting Sydney for the very first time after their hit sold-out season at Melbourne International Comedy Festival and a recent run in Gluttony at Adelaide Fringe Festival, join TikTok star and Green Room award-winner Samantha Andrew (Baby Bi Bi Bi) and not-a-TikTok-star and not-a-Green-Room-award-winner Mel O’Brien (Voldemort & The Teenage Hogwarts Musical Parody, Tinder Tales) for the jam-packed, Glad Wrapped® cabaret adventure of a lifetime!

Featuring an all original soundtrack with songs including 'I Love You, James.L', 'Dob on Me', 'I Am A Horse' and 'The Day I Read My Bum Went Psycho Fell On My Bum and My Mum Went Psycho', 'No Hat, No Play! The Cabaret' is … a soft dodgeball to the head. But in a good way.

So pick a bus buddy, grab your epipen, cross your heart, hope to die and stick a Sunnyboy in your eye! This is Year 6.