It's not every day you meet someone who has a brother for a horse. Not, like, as a metaphor - like, a literal horse. Like, biologically. But what does this have to do with why patience is a virtue that I've never had? And by God, who cares if I'm a baritone?

Leo Amadeus is an actor, writer and musician who will take many secrets to the grave. No further context will be provided on that. With a fresh Advanced Diploma of Performance, he is taking to the Sydney Comedy Festival in an elaborate ruse to secretly acquire some M&Ms (definitely no M&Ms at the show. Definitely). In this collection of comedy songs, you will be let into his world of the fornicating mice in his roof, his hatred of his genetic voice box and the hijinks he gets up to when left to his own devices.