‘The Algebra of blooming late’
A fat kid with no social skills and a stupid French name, our Jacques certainly didn’t peak early. Probably a good thing. At 44 your boy’s right in the prime of what should be a mid-life crisis and yet, no hallmarks: No convertible, no erectile dysfunction, a full head of hair.
How’s he done it? What secrets does he hold? Learn to laugh again as Jacquiqui runs you through the algebra of blooming late.
“Pretty damn impressive” Timeout.
“This man is a Championi!” - Jimeoin
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