I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.

This year

    • I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.

    • I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot

    • I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton


    "The laughs come hard and fast” ★★★★ ½ – Chortle

    Nominee – Best Newcomer Award, MICF 2019

    Winner – Piece of Wood Award, MICF 2023